I’m, Like, Really Smart (For the President, On His Birthday)

Maxine Waters: Low IQ

Don Lemon: He’s stupid too

Me? I’m, like, really smart

Mika Brzezinski:

Dumb as a rock.

Robert De Niro:

Took too many knocks

Me? I’m, like, really smart

Mitt Romney:

Among the dumbest

Lebron James:

He’s even dumberest

Me? I’m, like, really smart

Obama, the fool,

wire tapps my phones,

wanting to learn

the best words I known

because I’m, like, really smart

My critics are jealous,

they just tell lies

I got my big brain

from hamberders and fries

That’s why I’m, like, really smart

Our leaders were stupid

until I got here

Covfefe makes it

perfectly clear

that I’m, like, really smart

Putin is smart

Nazis: Fine people

But nobody else

comes close to my equal

because I’m, like, really smart

7 Aug 2018