How To Be a Modern Conservative

Lie like Donald

Deny like Sarah

Cheat like Kemp

Assault like Brett
Perjure like Flynn

Growl like Lindsey

Obstruct like Mitch

Fight grizzlies like Betsy

Fact alternatively like Kellyann

Rake like Finland

20 Nov 2018

yes, I used "fact" as a verb and I'm kinda proud of that