Dogs are delicious
Don’t judge what I eat!
They’re loaded with protein
from their cute heads
to their feet
Animals were intended
for us to eat
If they weren’t, then why
are they made of meat?
Don’t get all sappy!
They were humanely raised
They were loved and cared for
before being broiled and braised
It’s tradition!
We’ve done it for hundreds of years
So leave me alone
with your pathetic tears
Oops. Did I say dogs?
Cows, I meant
And somehow you no longer
offer lament
29 Oct 2019
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