Corpse chompers,
flesh munchers,
and partakers
of carcass cuisine
will not hesitate
to proudly proclaim,
without a hint of irony,
their love for the animals
upon which they dine
My brain is
spinning in circles
I’m confused.
No matter how long
my eyes stare at the words
that form the entry
inside Merriam-Webster,
I fail to see the inclusion
of wishing someone dead
I love and eat Grandma
is surprisingly not
an included sample sentence
I guess you could
hope for an update
in the next edition:
Love. Noun.
One syllable.
“An intense feeling of
deep affection that is
easily overlooked
when your stomach
begins to growl.”
As in:
“Oh, my sweet,
adorable poodle,
I had such love for you
until I got hungry
and heated
the barbeque.”
17 Dec 2018
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