Listen, my children, and you shall hear
of the president who couldn’t think very clear,
on the fourth of July, twenty-nineteen:
when rain malfunctioned his teleprompter machine
He stood at the mic, telling all in attendance
how the army manned the air
in our War of Independence
Cornwallis of Yorktown was filled with despair,
when he realized the airports were no longer theirs
Washington’s squadron was expertly trained
in weapons of war that refused to be restrained
by the century in which their invention occurred
Defeat was imminent, Cornwallis conferred
“But lose not your faith,” he yelled through the cheers,
“We’ll wait at Fort McHenry, for thirty more years!”
The president told of many brave acts
using, as usual, alternative facts
He ran the ramparts with rambled confusion
as he came to historically-interesting conclusions
7 Jul 2019
this photo was shared by Going to Hell in Every Religion (not sure of its creator)
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