The Question on Everyone’s Mind

 

Mr. President, a question

I’d like to pursue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Every time your mouth opens

the words are untrue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

At the victims of a hurricane,

paper towels you threw,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Seventy thousand dollars 

for the hairstyle of a cockatoo?

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Twenty-six sexual allegations,

you claim all are untrue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

While “grab ‘em by the pussy”

is what you do,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

On Hurricane Dorian’s map,

with a sharpie you drew,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

“In my great and unmatched wisdom”

your mouth did spew,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Racial diversity training 

you try to subdue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

You mocked the disabled,

so I ask anew,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Windmill noise causes cancer,

Believe me, it’s true,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

If she wasn’t my daughter,

we’d probably screw,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Liberate Michigan!

Let the violence ensue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Rake your forests

to keep fires from coming through,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Bleach injections

will make you feel brand new,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

Stand by, Proud Boys,

wait for my cue,

What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

The only question 

I have hitherto 

is What the fuck

is wrong with you??

 

I hope we can scrape

from the office the residue 

of whatever the fuck

was wrong with you

16 Oct 2020

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